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Hey guys,

 

 

Mods, be gentle, I'm only posting here for visibility; I humbly request you to move the thread once it gets hot enough:

 

*This tutorial has been tested on a i7-3770k PC with no graphics card and GENUINE Windows 7 64 bit! If CS:S works, CS:GO works.

 

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HOW TO GET THE GAME!

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1) Go to torrentz.eu or just google torrentz, and search for counter-strike.

Then select this one: http://i.imgur.com/FYsSayY.jpg

 

2) Go to the kickass torrents one, and download the torrent. Also download the update as shown in the image.

You will also need .net 4.5, which you can get from the microsoft website: http://i.imgur.com/dpeWhUT.jpg

 

3) Install the game where-ever. I installed it on E drive. You should have the CS:GO update like this: http://i.imgur.com/J4hTVrg.jpg

Copy the contents and paste it here: http://i.imgur.com/1lan0SQ.jpg

 

4) Have you installed .net 4.5? No. GOD DAMMIT! Go back and do that! 

 

5)Alright it gets tricky here, so READ CAREFULLY! 

 Go to your X:\Counter Strike Global Offensive\Steam directory and look for JunkiesClient.exe

 

Right click properties, and make sure it always run in Administrator mode! http://i.imgur.com/3w36Hd0.jpg

 

6) Now go to X:\Counter Strike Global Offensive\Steam\steamapps\common\Counter-Strike Global Offensive\ and look for revloader.exe

PLEASE NOTE: THIS EXE IS YOUR GAME LAUNCHER! PRAY TO IT FOR 2 MINUTES.

And then make sure its always running in Admin mode as well! http://i.imgur.com/7tny6op.jpg

 

7) Alright just a recap: You've copied the update.

                                  You've put JunkiesClient and revloader in admin mode.

                                  You've installed .net 4.5

                                  You've probably prayed a little bit... I was kidding man. 

 


Your User-Name and Password is required to validate your CSGO, ie. so you can play. So just do it.

 

9) After you finish signing up, and you have verified your account. 

    DISABLE YOUR ANTIVIRUS!!

 

Run JunkiesClient.exe in ADMINISTRATOR! You will get BLACK SCREEN ERROR if you don't! (An error where CSGO starts and hits black screen and hangs)

 

10) Unfortunately, the torrent isn't up to date. So first you Log-In. http://i.imgur.com/4eljo4R.jpg

DO NOT CHANGE YOUR NICKNAME!! IT SCREWS IT UP!

 

And then you'll be in Queue. Like so: http://i.imgur.com/V3qQ805.jpg

Sucks, but you have to wait. Watch some Modern Family. It's a good show.

 

You should get a budumclink noise when you reach 1. It takes a while. If you do it in the morning, when the Russians are at work, the traffic is less. (Join servers and you'll know why).

 

When you reach the top: HIT "Install/Update" and Check the box "Verify All"

 

11) It WILL update. Because it's not the latest build. And update was released quite recently. You'll see a timer. But chill. It doesn't matter.

Unfortunately, you can't hit Patch if the timer runs out. So you might have to queue again.

 

12) IF the timer runs out repeat steps 10) but don't check "Verify All". And then hit "Patch".


 

13) "BAD FILES??!?!?" WTF??!??

Alright you patched successfully, but you noticed a lot of "bad files". What's happening? http://i.imgur.com/cl4Ocgc.jpg

 

Relax. The game still runs. If you patched successfully, hit start and you should see a black screen.

 

Okay this is where you hold on to your seat, because if everything is in Administrator mode, the game should go black, wait a couple of seconds (~10) and then you should hit mainscreen.

The mouse wont be working, because you'll see the console. Hit "~" or "Esc", and then play whatever you want. This works on Hamachi as far as I know.

 

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BLACK SCREEN ERROR

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If CSGO goes black, then you did something wrong. You might've:

 

1) Changed the nickname in JunkiesClient. Don't do that.

2) Either Revloader, or JunkiesClient is not in Administrator mode. Which is silly. You're not that silly are you?

3) The server overloaded, and it didn't download the updates... which SUCKS!! So try again later. 

 

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ANY OTHER ERRORS

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If you had any other problems, I'm sorry son, I've got 99 problems.. nevermind.

Head over to the CS:S Junkies forum, and read if anybody has the same problem like "Disk space something something" - make sure you have atleast 10 GB on the HDD.

 

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HOW DO I CHANGE MY NICK TO YOLOSWAGBEIBERLOVESCHRISBROWN??

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Same as CS:S, after you've got the game running properly, edit the rev.ini file.

But changing the name will mean you will have to repatch after a new update is released. That means queueing etc. etc. 

So stick to one name. And for Abed's sake, don't pick a stupid nickname.

 

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WHO DID THIS?

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SmartPlay at CS:S junkies is running the servers. Nice guy. Tell the guy you got the game running. Feel free

to share this tutorial and take credit. I seriously don't give a shit. I'm just trying to give back to you guys, besides I bought the game anyway haha.

 

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HOW DO I CREATE A DEDICATED SERVER ETC.??

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No idea. I just play with bots. I played on one Russian server, and it was okay. 

But if you do figure out the cvars for all this, please share! We need more Malaysian servers and Singapore servers.

 

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I FOLLOWED THE STEPS IN THE TORRENT FILE AND THE GAME IS NOT WORKING

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Yeah I did too, and I got STRING ERROR SOME SHIT. That's why I followed the alternate method. 

The torrent doesn't spell it out properly, that's why I made this.

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hi buddy

If I validated the game would it be validated forever

Yeah.

 

thanks!! everything works now ! :D

Great! Be sure to drop SmartPlay a thank you!

 

Well written tut.

Thank you!

 

Nice tutorial. If there is interest in this I'll pin it.

Yeah no problems, thanks for the game by the way. Also you might want to edit the retarded bits :)
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works with Windows 8 Pro 64x.. no need to worry about .NET 4.5 since it's included by default..

 

thanx a lot for the tutorial and thanx also to the programmers who made this possible, though i'm sure that in the future this will be a lot easier and doesn't require all this trouble..

 

some Windows copies might be miss-configured, in this case try the compatibility options along with the administration privileges..

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works with Windows 8 Pro 64x.. no need to worry about .NET 4.5 since it's included by default..

 

thanx a lot for the tutorial and thanx also to the programmers who made this possible, though i'm sure that in the future this will be a lot easier and doesn't require all this trouble..

 

some Windows copies might be miss-configured, in this case try the compatibility options along with the administration privileges..

 

So is it working OK in windows 8?

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I did this tutorial and my CS:go works for about 20-30 seconds before it crashes. I'm running Win 7 64 bit system and my revloader + Junkie files are set to run as admin so I think there may be some issues with the Junkie files client or the revloader but I'm not sure. Does anyone else have this problem as well?

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hey all , so i have a problem (maybie a lot of us haves it) but how to solve this: i did every step in this tut, but when i launch CS GO blackscreen appears and a mouse crosshair that i can control and after about 10 sec black screen disappears and bring me to desktop ;/ maybie someone can help me solving this problem?
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hey all , so i have a problem (maybie a lot of us haves it) but how to solve this: i did every step in this tut, but when i launch CS GO blackscreen appears and a mouse crosshair that i can control and after about 10 sec black screen disappears and bring me to desktop ;/ maybie someone can help me solving this problem?

You must have missed one of those steps. Read it carefully and do it one-by-one. After you did everything and click PLAY at junkies or revloader it will have blackscreen for about 2-3 minutes in my case and after that it will show game menu. I'm using Intel Core i3-2330M + Nvidia GT520M + 2GB RAM on Windows 7 64bit. But since you said that the game returns to desktop after blackscreen, I 100% sure you have missed some of those step as I encountered that too because I forgot to run junkies as administrator.

 

I just return here to thank V3NOM for writing this tutorial and of course all credits goes to SmartPlay. I just play with bot at the moment since I haven't found a way to play online(actually i haven't even search for solution lol). 

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